What do those LCD Screens screens say?
This was something I always wondered about, yet I found no real source that gathered them, so I decided to do the job myself. Here’s all the texts that can appear on LCD screens, ripped right from the games’ executables.
Abe’s Oddysee
The profits justify the means.
You are who you eat.
Only 1,236 work related accidents this month. Keep up the good work!
Don't play with your food, unless it plays with you first.
Venerate Authority.
Lead Mudokons to bird portals.
You are not the only one who can hide in shadows.
When a Slig shouts, Look Out!, the wise Mudokon hits the deck.
Decapitation toll cut in half!
Work hard, die young, win valuable prizes!
A little hard work never killed anyone important.
To hoist, stand under the ledge and press (Up).
To jump, press (Space). To run and jump, press while you run using To sneak past the sleeping Slig, hold (Shift) while you move.
To pull the lever, stand next to it and press To use the ring, stand under it, and press , just like a hoist.
To ride the platform, stand in the center of it, and press (Down).
To enter the door, stand in front of it and press To deactivate a bomb, crouch next to it by pressing (Down). Then carefully press (Ctrl) when the bomb blinks green. Press (Ctrl) again to reactivate it.
Sneak to shadows by holding (Shift) while you move. Stand still in shadows while Slig is facing you, or you will be seen. Sneak behind Slig when it walks away from you.
To get a grenade from the Boom Machine, stand in front of it and press (Up). To pick up a grenade, crouch next to it and press (ctrl). To throw the grenade, hold (Z), then press any directional button. Different directions will throw at different angles.
It is possible to throw while crouching.
To alert a Mudokon, say hello by holding and pressing [1]. Then, talk to Mudokons by holding or [BLANK] and pressing the [BLANK], or [BLANK] button. Experiment!
Possess Sligs by chanting. Chant by holding and [BLANK] at the same time or pressing [0] on the keyboard.
To help Mudokons escape from slavery in Rupture Farms, chant when you see a circle of birds. To chant, hold [BLANK] and [BLANK] at the same time or pressing [0] on the keyboard.
To roll, first crouch by pressing (Down). Then roll left or right by pressing (Left) or (Right). To run, hold (Shift) while you press (Left) or (Right).
To avoid the alarm, stand still when the Motion Detectors touch you.
Use Slig to talk your way past the security door.
Sligs can talk to Slogs.
Use lever to operate meat saw.
Lead Mudokons to bird portals, then chant to rescue them. Chant by holding [BLANK] and [BLANK].
You're almost free, Abe! You must get through the stockyards. Good luck ... and watch out for those Scrabs! They haven't been fed in awhile.
Mudokons entering this door will be slaughtered and packaged as disgusting yet yummy novelty meat products.
Do it, Abe ... do it!!!
Your first task is to escape from Rupture Farms. Watch out for Sligs!
Run, Abe! The Sligs have orders to shoot you on sight!
To alert a Mudokon, say hello by holding (1) on the keyboard. Then, talk to Mudokons by using the keyboard numbers (1) thru (8). Experiment!
To alert a Mudokon, say hello by holding (1) on the keyboard. Then, talk to Mudokons by using the keyboard numbers (1) thru (8). Experiment!
To alert a Mudokon, say hello by holding (1) on the keyboard. Then, talk to Mudokons by using the keyboard numbers (1) thru (8). Experiment!
New ‘n’ Tasty
The new messages (i.e. those which don’t appear in Abe’s Oddysee) have a slightly brighter border to differentiate them.
Press #JMP# to jump up and hang. Then #JMP# again to hoist up.
Tap #JMP# then tilt #DIL# sideways to hop gaps. Press #JMP# while running to leap further.
Tap #JMP# then press #DIL# sideways to hop gaps. Press #JMP# while running to leap further.
Quiet! Hold #SNK# to sneak past the sleeping Slig.
Press #USE# to pull lever.
Press #USE# to use levers and enter opened doors.
Press #USE# to ride the elevator.
Press #USE# to enter door.
Deactivate bombs with #USE# when the light blinks green. You can reactivate bombs with #USE#.
Sneak to steam vents with #SNK#. Sligs can hear you moving even if you're hidden, so be quiet!
Press #USE# to get a grenade from the Boom Machine.
Tilt #AIM# to aim grenade, then press #THR# to throw it. You can throw grenades while crouching.
Hold #AIM# and press direction up/down to aim grenade, then press #THR# to throw it. You can throw grenades while crouching.
Press #GSU# to say "Hello" to a Mudokon. Then, talk to Mudokons with #GSU#, #GSD#, #GSL# or #GSR#. Experiment!
Say "Hello" and talk to Mudokons using GameSpeak buttons. Experiment!
Possess Sligs by chanting. Chant by holding #GS1# + #GS2# at the same time.
Help Mudokons escape slavery! Chant with #GS1# + #GS2# when you see a circle of birds.
Help Mudokons escape slavery! Chant with #CHT# when you see a circle of birds.
Tap #CRO# to crouch, then tilt #DIL# left or right to roll.
Tap #CRO# to crouch, then press #DIL# left or right to roll.
Tilt #DIL# left or right to run.
Press #DIL# left or right to run.
Stand still when the Motion Detectors touch you!
Security doors are for Slig use only!
Sligs can command Slogs.
Press #USE# near lever to operate meat saw.
You're almost free, Abe! You must get through the Stockyards. Good luck... and watch out for those Scrabs! They haven't been fed in a while.
Mudokons entering this door will be slaughtered and packaged as disgusting yet yummy novelty meat products.
Do it, Abe... Do it!!
Escape from RuptureFarms! Watch out for Sligs!
Run, Abe! The Sligs have orders to shoot you on sight!
Die, Abe, die!
Lead Mudokons to Bird Portals.
Activate all Lever Locks for Zulag Station access.
#GSL# to greet all nearby Mudokons at once.
Take cover! Stand in front of tall cover or crouch with #CRO# in front of low cover.
Practice your throwing with an unlimited supply of bottlecaps. They can even act as useful distractions...
Tilt #DIL# down on the platform edge to climb down.
Press #DIL# down on the platform edge to climb down.
Press #JMP# while running to jump to a higher ledge. Then #JMP# again to hoist up.
The profits justify the means.
You are who you eat.
Only 1,236 work related accidents this month. Keep up the good work!
Don't play with your food, unless it plays with you first.
Venerate Authority.
Coming soon: Something New 'n' Tasty!
You are not the only one who can hide in steam.
When a Slig shouts "Look Out!", the wise Mudokon hits the deck.
Decapitation toll cut in half!
Work hard, die young, win valuable prizes!
A little hard work never killed anyone important.
Mama Flabby knows when you screw up.
Address all complaints to your nearest meat grinder.
Boombat infestation in boiler room. Address with caution!
Trade your old Slogs for new and get free Slog chow.
Slig security to escort Mr Ryce to the Stockyards.
SligCo Security: beating quotas at Rupture Farms!
Getcha Elum Chub on! Oddworld's finest lunchbox gloop!
Scrab Cakes! They'll cost ya an arm and a leg!
Drink cool, refreshing Snot Gulp. Mmm, stringy!
Fire drill later today. Prepare for immolation.
Off-duty Mudokons report to Slig bunks for target practice.
Declogging required in Paramite chutes 3 thru 7.
Mudokons entering R&D will be shot then prosecuted.
Sponsored landmine trials now in operation.
Packing meat in your pants is strictly prohibited.
Happy early retirement, Wildum! You deserve it!
Magog Sign Company: sign your life away!
New from Lungbuster: Sligarettes!
Cleanup required in insemination vats.
Graffiti will get you graff-hurty.
Rupture Farms meat inspectors expect full complicity.
Rumours of Shrykull are false until proven otherwise.
Today's canteen menu: pawk 'n' been & eyewash stout.
Abe’s Exoddus
If you are silent and still in shadows, you cannot be seen.
To run, hold [BLANK] while you move.
To enter the mine car, stand in front of it and press [BLANK]. To exit the mine car, press [BLANK]. To make the mine car drop from a ceiling, press [BLANK].
Press [BLANK] to hop.
You can make a possessed Slig blast stuff in the foreground by pressing [BLANK] while holding [BLANK].
Only a fool or a murderer would pull this lever.
Blind Mudokons keep walking until you tell them to wait. Tell them to wait by pressing [BLANK].
Try bouncing rocks off the wall.
Say hello to all the Mudokons at once by pressing [BLANK]. Then tell them to follow you by pressing [BLANK].
If you sneak, any Mudokons following you will also sneak.
You will need help to turn all the wheels at once. Position a Mudokon in front of a wheel, then tell it to work by pressing [BLANK]. You may need to slap the Mudokon to get it to calm down.
Sneak behind the Slig as it walks away from you.
The only way to make a Mudokon calm down is to slap it. To slap a Mudokon, stand next to it and press [BLANK].
Laughing gas makes Mudokons slap-happy.
Sligs ahead ... be quiet.
Stand on top of the arrow and press (down arrow)
Execute a roll while running by pressing [BLANK] while you run.
After saying hello to the Mudokon, tell it you are sorry by standing next to it and pressing [BLANK].
To turn the wheel, stand in front of it and press [BLANK].
Lead Mudokons to bird portals, then chant to rescue them. Chant by holding [BLANK].
Use lever to operate bone saw.
Sligs can talk to Slogs.
Use Slig to talk your way past the security door.
To avoid the alarm, stand still when the Motion Detectors touch you.
To walk, press (left) or (right). To run, hold [BLANK] while you move.
To roll, first crouch by pressing [BLANK]. Then roll left or right by pressing [BLANK] or [BLANK].
To help Mudokons escape from slavery chant when you see a circle of birds. To chant, hold [BLANK].
Possess Sligs by chanting. Chant by holding
To alert a Mudokon, say hello by pressing [BLANK]. Then, talk to Mudokons by pressing [BLANK] or [BLANK]. Experiment!
Practice throwing here. You can stand on the arrow and hit every mine. It is possible to throw while crouching.
To get a rock from the rock sack, stand under it and press [BLANK]. To pick up a rock, crouch next to it and press [BLANK]. To throw the rock, hold [BLANK], then press any directional button. Different directions will throw at different angles.
Sneak to shadows by holding while you move. Stand still in shadows while Slig is facing you, or you will be seen. Sneak behind Slig when it walks away from you.
To deactivate a bomb, crouch next to it by pressing [BLANK]. Then carefully press [BLANK] when the bomb blinks green. Press [BLANK] again to reactivate it.
To ride the platform, stand in the center of it, and press (up).
To use the ring, stand under it, and press [BLANK], just like a hoist.
To pull the lever, stand next to it and press [BLANK].
To sneak past the sleeping Slig, hold [BLANK] while you move.
To hop, press [BLANK].
To hoist, stand under the falling debris and press (up arrow).
To enter the well, stand in front of it and press [BLANK].
To enter the door, stand in front of it and press [BLANK].
Legz Iz Uz : if you can find a better leg, buy it!
Vykkers Lab reports SoulStorm Brew totally safe! Dont think, drink!
FeeCo FatVats. When you got serious fat, you need a serious vat.
Keep yer employees in the dark with the all- new Eyestitch 2000. The ultimate blinding machine
Blowco Bonesaws. Perfect powder - every time.
Moolah Ticker...SolstrmBrw UP...FeeCo UP Bonwrkz UP...Rptfrms DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!
Phlegs Bonepaste...good to the last glop.
Vykkers Labs. Molding the future out of you.
Wanted: Mudokon Fleech flusher. No experience necessary.
New from RuptureFarms: Weenie babies! Sausage has never been this much fun!
Find the secret prize inside every specially marked package of RuptureFarms mystery meat!
AzGasCo: Growing one fart at a time.
Wanted: Bullet catchers and grenade testers. Apply in person to General Dripik. Qualified recruits only.
Feeco Depot: Where will we send you today?
SoulStorm Brew: Just drink it!
If yer blue, drink Brew!
New and improved SoulStorm Brew...Twice the flavor...twice the bones...twice the price!
Scrab Cakes MMMM MMMM They'll cost ya an arm and a leg!
SoulStorm Brew...Our spew is your brew!
FeeCo Food Extractors...Eat Twice...Feels Nice...One Price!
Molluck's MouthLube -- Say it, don't spray it!
Smuggling bones in your pants is grounds for immediate termination!
Need a (permanent) vacation? Consult a Slig supervisor.
Depressed ... ? Then work harder!
Drink cool, clear, depressing SoulStorm Brew.
You break it, you bought it.
Work! Do it!
SoulStorm Mining Company is an equal opportunity employer.